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If only I could find a similar jersey with both of...

2009-08-26T12:11:35.324-04:00

If only I could find a similar jersey with both of my favorite athletes' names, Kosuke Fukudome and Terrell Owens. It would of course read "Fuku Owens"

I'm thinking of changing my fantasy football t...

2009-08-26T01:10:27.643-04:00

I'm thinking of changing my fantasy football team's name to the Titgers

Well MIAMI(FLA)Mascot is a IBIS and his name is SA...

2009-01-06T01:36:00.000-05:00

Well MIAMI(FLA)Mascot is a IBIS and his name is SABASTIAN

Well written article.

2008-10-27T14:13:00.000-04:00

Well written article.

The name tar heel comes from the Civil War because...

2008-09-02T17:06:00.000-04:00

The name tar heel comes from the Civil War because north carolinians held their land like they had tar on their heels. we also shot stonewall jackson. I'm going to punt jazzy hepler.

I came across this blog to see if I wasn't alone i...

2008-08-16T03:38:00.000-04:00

I came across this blog to see if I wasn't alone in the Gu Yu incident. Two reasons why he makes my blood boil:
-Shots to the opponent's ear are NOT supposed to count. I can count two instances where Gu got those undeserved points.
-He continues swinging a short while after the referee breaks the boxers. You just don't do that.

Maybe there's a reason why the match between Gu Yu and Gojan was televised by NBC. So people like me get the satisfaction of watching Gu Yu get eliminated.

A friggin nut scored higher than an animal that ea...

2008-08-15T16:51:00.000-04:00

A friggin nut scored higher than an animal that eats the aforementioned nut. Think about that, and then go comfort Charles Darwin who is crying in his grave.

Even Illini isn't truly unique imo. It is still a...

2008-08-15T16:22:00.000-04:00

Even Illini isn't truly unique imo. It is still an Indian tribe name just like the Souix, Seminoles, Utes, etc. Just a different region. Unique? Kind of. Original? No way.

Agree with the Daily Gopher on the uniqueness cate...

2008-08-15T16:16:00.000-04:00

Agree with the Daily Gopher on the uniqueness category, but like him, I'm just scrounging my points for my school that no longer has a mascot, symbol, or whatever else you want to call it (Illinois). As much as I loathe Indiana, at least no one is going to confuse who the Hoosiers are versus anyone else (same thing with the Illini). All schools with either Wildcat or Tiger mascots should automatically have points deducted.

Like the post, but FYI: Northwestern wasn't known ...

2008-08-15T15:21:00.000-04:00

Like the post, but FYI: Northwestern wasn't known as "The Purple." Originally, NU teams were known as "The Fighting Methodists," as the school grew out of a Methodist seminary.

A newspaper reporter said that the football team had fought like wild cats (in the days of purple prose), and the name stuck.

Absolutely hilarious, great job!
After the wa...

2008-08-15T15:20:00.000-04:00

Absolutely hilarious, great job!
After the way you pummeled poor Willie, I'm wondering if it's time to bring back the Fighting Methodists...

I almost did include an originality category, I ju...

2008-08-14T10:00:00.000-04:00

I almost did include an originality category, I just thought it might be too much. If there was, I would certainly think the gophers would move up a couple of notches. Just wait til we get to the SEC. Two Bulldogs, two Tigers, and a Wildcats to boot.

I would have suggested a category for uniqueness. ...

2008-08-14T09:23:00.000-04:00

I would have suggested a category for uniqueness. Wildcats and Lions? Wow so original. Really, I'm just trying to find more points for the Gophers! Well done post!

The Daily Gopher

Wolves eat Indians this is a common fact, Mr Wuf s...

2008-08-12T15:42:00.000-04:00

Wolves eat Indians this is a common fact, Mr Wuf should be number 1

Yeah, Van Pelt is such a clique whore. The Deacon ...

2008-08-11T17:01:00.000-04:00

Yeah, Van Pelt is such a clique whore. The Deacon is a person too Scott.

I feel bad for the Deacon....

http://www.yo...

2008-08-11T16:24:00.000-04:00

I feel bad for the Deacon....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-B_cTQvsjY

That looks more like a lovechild I might have with...

2008-08-07T23:41:00.000-04:00

That looks more like a lovechild I might have with Mr. Bean.

Is Natalie Portman competing in this year's games?...

2008-08-07T23:40:00.000-04:00

Is Natalie Portman competing in this year's games? I'd never misspell her name.

Never.

My bad. I made the appropriate changes. You would ...

2008-08-07T15:39:00.000-04:00

My bad. I made the appropriate changes. You would think if I could spell Yelena Isinbayeva I could get Ana right. And I think Ana Ivanovic as number one is trite. Yelena is my darkhorse champion. Mmmmm Yelena naked on a dark horse.

Boys, boys, boys ... I would normally never correc...

2008-08-07T15:27:00.000-04:00

Boys, boys, boys ... I would normally never correct a blog b/c well, it's a blog and it's not meant to be "correct" nearly as much as it is supposed to be entertaining. Clearly - Ivanovic is the hottest female Olympian, no questions asked. And b/c I'm such an Ivanovic fan, I know her first name is spelled Ana. She's perfect ... and during major tennis Grand Slams, she's my desktop background - and yeah, I'm female.

Hmmm ... I think Phillis should petition for a pat...

2008-08-07T10:15:00.000-04:00

Hmmm ... I think Phillis should petition for a paternity test.

Okay I blurred some of the details. Nobody's heard...

2008-08-06T14:01:00.000-04:00

Okay I blurred some of the details. Nobody's heard of RockOla Cafe. And I think Richard is more like Manny Ramirez.

So does that make richard A-rod

and Benniga...

2008-08-06T13:43:00.000-04:00

So does that make richard A-rod

and Bennigans ??

Just the title alone would have been enough to sat...

2008-08-05T13:17:00.000-04:00

Just the title alone would have been enough to satisfy me, but equating internet porn with world peace? Brilliant!

JJ will be his Pippen

2008-08-02T13:20:00.000-04:00

JJ will be his Pippen

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If only I could find a similar jersey with both of...

I'm thinking of changing my fantasy football t...

Well MIAMI(FLA)Mascot is a IBIS and his name is SA...

Well written article.

The name tar heel comes from the Civil War because...

I came across this blog to see if I wasn't alone i...

A friggin nut scored higher than an animal that ea...

Even Illini isn't truly unique imo. It is still a...

Agree with the Daily Gopher on the uniqueness cate...

Like the post, but FYI: Northwestern wasn't known ...

Absolutely hilarious, great job! After the wa...

I almost did include an originality category, I ju...

I would have suggested a category for uniqueness. ...

Wolves eat Indians this is a common fact, Mr Wuf s...

Yeah, Van Pelt is such a clique whore. The Deacon ...

I feel bad for the Deacon....http://www.yo...

That looks more like a lovechild I might have with...

Is Natalie Portman competing in this year's games?...

My bad. I made the appropriate changes. You would ...

Boys, boys, boys ... I would normally never correc...

Hmmm ... I think Phillis should petition for a pat...

Okay I blurred some of the details. Nobody's heard...

So does that make richard A-rodand Benniga...

Just the title alone would have been enough to sat...

JJ will be his Pippen

Absolutely hilarious, great job!
After the wa...

I feel bad for the Deacon....

http://www.yo...

So does that make richard A-rod

and Benniga...